A Nudists' Bill of Rights

One thing we are thankful for this year is the right to recreate in the nude. Read on:

A Nudists' Bill of Rights

As law-abiding citizens, we proudly affirm that we have and are entitled to exercise the following rights. We believe that these rights are self-evident, and that they are also based in the Constitutions of the United States and Canada, court rulings, and the laws of our countries:

Nudists have the right to hold our system of values and beliefs...

Nudists have the right to petition and be heard by our governments...

Nudists have the right to responsibly enjoy nudity within our homes and property...

Nudists have the right to be parents, and to exercise reasonable decision-making in the upbringing of our families in a manner consistent with our beliefs and without interference by others...

Nudists have the right to assemble in the nude within appropriate settings...

Nudists have the right to have decisions about what constitutes "acceptable nudity" made free from considerations of race, gender, religion, or national origin...

Nudists have the right to responsibly enjoy private property in a state of nudity...

Nudists have the right to responsibly enjoy being nude on public lands, within appropriate locations..

Nudists have a right to be free from adverse or retaliatory actions by their employers as a result of their lawful enjoyment of nudity when away from work...

Nudists have a right to have wholesome nudity accurately portrayed in human history...

Nudists have a right to experience life-affirming portrayals of the human body in all its stages as depicted by the performing arts, the fine arts, and in literature...

Nudists have a right to be treated as law-abiding citizens rather than as criminals...

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